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Baby Bomb Baby Bomb

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I'd be lying if I said I really liked anything in this but the awesome accent... I love that voice, lol. It's a bit hard to understand at times, but that's due to the quality.

Potty humor isn't all that great, but it was ok overall.

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The Fat Anime Collab 4 The Fat Anime Collab 4

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Most people seem to be missing the absolute hilarity of the whole deal. You'd have to have some rather obscure fetish to be into this kinda stuff, so obviously it's not really meant for sexual gratification (however, as everyone on newgrounds in is a constant desperate search for that,... yeah.)

If you ever make a 5th one, definitely contact me so I can contribute. This stuff is funny, especially thinking about how you sat at your computer one day and said "Yes, this is a good idea" and then proceeded to search for this stuff.

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The last debarkment The last debarkment

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty nice

However, I do believe the former. I think it would be sad to believe that you need to be reminded that life is beautiful.

You should be aware of that at all times without any reminders, even though they can be nice (like this video).

Recent Game Reviews


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Only probably is that it lags whenever you hit space. Something to do with the sound file playing... maybe convert it to a different filetype? If it's an .mp3 that would be the issue

rhys510 responds:

i dont get lag so i wouldnt know sorry :/

Minute Hardcore Minute Hardcore

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is tons of fun and a really nice shumup type of game. The only problem I have is I have some serious colorblindess. It would be awesome if green was yellow instead, because as it is now I'm pretty much flipping between blue and red/green haha.

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BattlePaint BattlePaint

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I loved this game because it fixed all my problems with "bullet rain" type games. In this game it's never overwhelming like you think "fuck it I'm going to get hit 10 times no matter what I do" and you've got a decent chunk of health rather than one hit or a few hits and you're dead.

The graphics were interesting, and the paint effects were really cool. I liked the controls, they were intuitive, and I think it works better than mouse controls.

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Recent Audio Reviews

The Start The Start

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Not bad, but I wish that the main bit didn't repeat for the entire song. It should start vamping up and be either wild or funky by the end.

John5454 responds:

Yeah, I figured it should've, but I was dead tired at the time, so I let it be.

The Greatest! The Greatest!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

I think this is good, but not entirely my own taste in music. There's too much emphasis on the lyrics and not enough on the guitar for me. This is me coming from lots of rock and metal, so that probably doesn't fit into your vision of the song, though, haha

John5454 responds:

LOL! That's fine. I didn't put the lyrics in anyways. I personally would've liked the guitar to have more emphasis myself, but I wanted to make it equal.

DARIA - struggle LIVE w band DARIA - struggle LIVE w band

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice vox

I got a sort of Rush feel to it, personally, and I loved that. Most of the time I don't like female singers. Nothing sexist, there are plenty of great woman singers, I just like the sound of male singer better most of the time. This is one of the few times I think that having a male singer would be worse, so congrats on that!

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dariaband responds:

Thank you:) yes - we are very influenced by the atmosphere of early PROG :) - especially Yes, Genesis, Led Zeppelin, Queen... :) and many others:)